Hello, I'm Bobby Dazzler ready to go,
Hello, I'm looking marvellous I know,
I'm gonna take you to a show,
I'm gonna tell you all I know,
Until you've had enough and leave me on my own
It's time to go
So,let's go, to the show, Loco.
Well...... Do you want a drink or not,
I'm gonna get some shots,
And then we'll get fucked up,
and then I'll try my luck
Maybe a fight or two will prove,
My masculinity is all I got I guess I'll make my move
I'm a Bobby Dazzler, Bobby Dazzler
He's a Bobby Dazzler, Bobby Dazzler
Everybody knows me in this town,
But they don't hang around, I guess it's their bad luck you got me now.
Hello, Where did everybody go? Where did everybody go?
I thought I took you to a show,
I guess it's not my fault, the world has changed and I am still a bloke
I'm a Bobby Dazzler, Bobby Dazzler
He's a Bobby Dazzler, Bobby Dazzler