He's a fabulous actor, won't you tell me his name
He's a wonderful piece of machinery, but I don't get his game
I've seen him in a lot of things, but I can't picture them,
He's a fabulous actor, won't you tell me his name, won't you tell me his name.
He's a fabulous actor, but off screen he's a cunt,
I've heard some vicious rumours, but there's some truth to them,
His movies act like lessons, I try to follow them,
He's a fabulous actor, won't you tell me his name, won't you tell me his name.